Hi! I’m Justin.

I like clever. Clever is concepts and ideas, subtext and symbols, sociology and psychology, and bringing it all together to create something unique or unexpected. Clever is what really inspires me about design, art, architecture, and, well, life. I like stuff that makes me think. Or makes me laugh. Or makes me think about laughing. If I laugh too much while I'm thinking though, people give me looks.

I've always enjoyed writing and will credit myself with having a way with the written word. Spelling, grammar, and communication in general are some of my greatest strengths. I am passionate enough about English to get the urge to correct half the Internet on its misuse of "your" and "too", but wise enough to avoid it. I won't go that far. But I'm close.

In addition to avoiding grammar fights on the web, I also pride myself on my bizarre ability to generate acronyms for pretty much anything. Like: 

C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S! = Children Hope Rudolph Is Scheduled To Make A Stop.

Or: 

S.N.O.W. = Slippery Nuisance Obstructing Walkways.

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